If it means humiliating a classmate, awesome. And it may surprise you to find that originality and smarts don't count for much on your road to banality/supreme hottitude.īut that is the very point of this entire unforgivable exercise.
The boosts you can earn are so minor that you're forced to endure these tortuously boring and paltry games dozens of times to build up enough charm, originality, athletics, and smarts just to get a date with someone who may dump you at any time for not posting pictures of her rival's knees on the internet. There's also "21 Knickers," a PG-rated strip blackjack game, and "BoogieTron 5000," a DDR/Gitaroo Man amalgabortion. You can practice kissing in an Galaga-style game of "Tongue Twister," where the object is to capture as many hearts with your lips while avoiding teachers, televisions, cellphones, and halitosis. Weekends are also for upping your stats with any/all of the three (Woo hoo!) mini-games. You'll be so completely irresistible that you can walk up to anyone without fear of embarrassment and ask them out, at which point they may or may not accept, as if you hadn't used your "Ultra Cool" at all. If you achieve certain goals (like doing demeaning favors for people you just met), you'll be rewarded with a special power-up called "Ultra Cool," which maxes out all your stats for a limited period of time. Similarly, the vapid Abercromboid you've been dating for three weeks will suddenly hop on her academic high horse and refuse to date you until your grades come up if the computer decides you haven't been studying hard enough. The character reacts the same whether they're someone you've just met or your steady girl/guy. They may love the gift and then tell you to get the hell away from them. But like most actions in the game, giving gifts to fellow players in no way affects your interaction with them. Now is the time to make calls, study, go on a date, or shop for more clothes or items that are meant to flatter or seduce your fellow jerkwads. You wake up Saturday morning with the same pesky case of the clumsies, but you're still smokin' hot.
And yes, I said "Truancy Bot."Īfter a rough week, you're ready for the weekend.
Unfortunately, this does not bestow upon you a merciful death. Detention is in the same time-sucking dimension, but you're delivered there after being electrocuted by the "Truancy Bot" if you're late for class. You emerge after not having eaten for four days, none the worse for wear, ready for your after school job-unfortunately, there's no evidence that you've survived this long by ingesting your fellow students. The classroom is a Bermuda Triangle-esque time vortex where there are no Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, or Fridays. And then you go to class-until Friday after school. You find out that they're assholes, but it's okay- so are you! You can ask people out on dates if you've built up enough charm points. You change your clothes or buy some more on your computer. Every single Monday you wake up and fall out of bed (which you never do get checked out-you've still got your looks, after all). Life at Brooktown starts on Monday morning. Unlike RPGs and Sims games, there is only one path you can take-the path to popularity, with the pinnacle of your entire existence being Prom.
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Welcome to Konami's Brooktown High, or as I like to call this morally reprehensible little gem, The Training Manual for Deserving School-Shooting Victims.įrom the ample, glistening decolletage of all the female characters to the lack of any real variety between characters, this title plays out like an extended "customize player" menu. Remember high school, when every student was unfathomably attractive? When Monday mornings were for catching up with your shirtless homeboys and bikini-clad muffins after an arduous weekend of shopping and kissing practice, and the weekend was there again so quickly you barely had time for your after-school fashion model job?
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